them: OMGGG my bf/gf/partner is mad at me!! spells!! omg i want my bf to love me!! love potions!! how do i make my partner do XY and Z?! what do i do!?!?
me: have you tried voicing your concerns in a respectful, mature manner?? no?? kthxg’bye
Witchcraft should be a supplement to things, not a replacement.