Dear Customers,

fuck-customers:

When you say “Gee, I’m sorry that I’m keeping you guys late,” and then the employee responds, “Oh, it’s no problem,” it’s because we have to say it not because we fucking mean it. The store is open 12 hours a day, so stop coming in ten minutes before we close, thinking it’s cool to browse around for 30 minutes. We want to go home.

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