Having a partner who isn’t a witch

sagittarius-elementoffire:

thevillainousqueen:

shinto-witch:

-“You made the room smell like a temple again”
– “why do you have so many candles?”
– “why do you have so many jars?”
– “The floor is covered in salt again”
– “why is there salt in the bed!?”
– “which god is that?”
– “if you’re psychic what am I thinking right now?”
-“yes I was thinking about boobs how did you know?”
– “sage smells like marijuana”
– “why do you have so many tarot cards?”
– “It’s just a rock….”
– “Do you really have to burn 6 sticks of incense at once? You’ll set off the fire alarm”
– “why is there herbs in the linen?”
– “why is there flowers in my underwear drawer?”
-“Why is there a bowl of rocks on the table?”
-“our house smells like a herbal store”
-“what are those jars of green stuff?”
-“what is this jar of random things doing at our front door?”

– *eats offerings off altar*

Priceless complaints from my bf at home bc I am a witch:

– “Why did that door lock?! What spirit did you piss off NOW?!”

– “This isn’t going to summon something into our home is it?”

– “GREAT just great, there is salt everywhere.”

– “Why do I have the feeling we have company?”

– “HERE WE GO AGAIN MORE SPIRITS IN OUR HOME THAT WON’T GO AWAY, WHY AM I SURPRISED.”

– “Why are they here, what spell did you do now?”

– “Did you perform another ritual?”

– “We have goblins and demons and I give up!”

– *jumps in bed, bc entity unhooked a candle stand and dropped it onto the floor* “Okay, now I’m scared.”

I’ve heard several of these things from my husband. Stuff happens 😋