socalledunitedstates:

socalledunitedstates:

From now on, all anticapitalist propaganda must be written in the form of the Game Grumps political sugar bear gag

Blue is me, yellow is @rittle-me-this

“Say granny, mind letting me have some of that sugar crisp?”

“Sorry, sugar bear, but a factory error resulted in today’s batch of sugar crisp being dyed the wrong color, and my boss told me to throw it all out in order to maximize prof- gasp! – sugar bear, where are you going with that?!”

“Those wasteful regulations can’t stop me, granny. I’m going to share all this perfectly good food with my houseless neighbors at our weekly Food Not Bombs meal, because we can’t get enough of that sugar crisp, sugar crisp….”

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