
Tag: about the witch

Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.
My girlfriend: *studiously doing her accounting homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused*
Me: *upside down in my desk chair* do you think stars have feelings
I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor
when my mental health is suffering and my friends ask if i need anything
therapist: how was your week?
me: mm.. i can’t remember
i love that show, whats it called….? Is it “5 gay guys reduce grown men to tears with unwavering love and support?”
Them: Sit like a lady
Me:
Sit like women did before short skirts made “knees together” “ladylike”.
Instead of complaining that men take up too much space maybe we should just start talking up space again.
Big skirts
Big stance
Big mood



