Tag: about the witch

werewolfmali:

me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

soft-cheek:

me, gay: [about a car] so like what… flavor is it.. what.. brand? kind?

other person, slightly weirded out but taking it in stride: oh it’s a ford falconwing xx you know 🙂 v36 engine and all that

me, visibly shaking, tears brimming my eyes, having no damn clue what they’re saying: [strained, slightly choked up] what color

heavensghost:

*something doesn’t work out how I wanted it to*. brain: it cus u ugly

halcybean:

fists up and hearts out for ares if you are 1) angry and also b) a lover