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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

who wrote this, expose him

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

That was difficult to read.

So ugly

My name is Ebony D’arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”.
I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

“To get back to my body”

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Im actually laughing so hard omg

This is so much better with pictures! That harpy looks gooooooood!

The book is “Reader for Hire” by Raymond Jean. The scene gets even funnier when replaced in context. The woman makes this description of herself to try and determine whether she has the right qualities to be a good reader for hire. And no, this isn’t some sick metaphor: she is actually looking for a job where she goes to people’s homes to read aloud. Her conclusion after a thorough examination of herself – which further mentions her navel, thighs, knees, calves, and ankles – is that she indeed has all the qualities to be a good reader (nicely separated breasts are apparently one of them) but that she probably needs to wear glasses to look up to the job.

Ban men from writing.

Ban women without nicely separated breasts from reading.

I don’t know about you, but my nicely separated breasts do a whole lot of reading aloud. I mean, what kind of pathetic, illiterate breasts do you people have?

I literally didn’t think this post could get any better, but here you have it.*

*read aloud by my literate, nicely separated breasts, which are (incidentally) also wearing glasses.