Tag: funny
theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that
one lone wastelander manages to sail to new zealand only to find out everything there’s just like… normal
“how did you all manage to survive?”
“survive?”
“the nuclear war??”
“the what”
I never understood the thigh gap thing everyone has a thigh gap if youre fucking stance is wide enough
But they’re talking about a thigh gap when your legs are together
The Fuck Who would wanna date someone who isnt in a power stance all the time
what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies
Go hard
Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t
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me talking to an adult about computers: yes babette i know everything. yes its going very quickly. thats bc im familiar with it. just let me – done. you’re welcome
me talking to a tech person my age: do i look like i know what a jpeg is
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
reasons I’m still on this hellsite:
1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable
Water Witches 