funny – Page 8 – Water Witches

thegrimmlovely:

thelovelylights:

Vogue named this one of the most iconic looks at tonight’s gala

And left out

Someone come and cancel this magazine I don’t need such blatant wrongness in my life

That is the most boring fucking white dress I’ve ever seen.

tentadog:

themaskedhero:

island-delver-go:

Source

kugelschreibers:

mary calling her son to tell on all these basic bitches at the met gala who didn’t follow the god damn dress code

officialqueer:

brattypanda0:

officialqueer:

deceive:

a lot of men on twitter are pissed about this photo so im putting it here for ppl to get even more pissed about

I need that shirt like I need skin

As a queer person, I feel like my entire life has been building up to this moment – the moment I met @officialqueer. Where do I send in my application to gain officialcy (that’s a word now). Also, I also need that shirt.

Fill a skull with acorns and shake it into the night, I will hear you and come.

creepygasmaskguy:

The teacher is now legally allowed, even obligated in some states to kill you.

oakydokey:

honeygoblin:

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

vampiregerard:

who wants to come over and just like. come to my backyard with me and then just. scream. for three hours.

surprisebitch:

me about to hit reblog on a post wherein i added an opinion that took a hot minute to type but then my conscience told me to stay in my fucking lane and to stop unless i wanna attract some negative energy and the possibility of unnecessary drama:

help-mywife:

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”