luvd80s2:

jonsnowboard:

Instagram : @allthatisshe

Cutest thing ever!

moxperidot:

pistachiozombie:

I was so tired playing Fallout 4 last night that when I saw a Nuka Cola sign I thought, “wow cool, there’s a Fallout reference in this game.”

that’s just how it feels to play fallout 4 though

devinchee:

Do you guys ever see your pet sleeping by you and just think holy shit holy shit this little animal feels safe enough and trusts me enough to be near me and fall asleep near me and just how fucking cool is that

lesbiandollyparton:

semitics:

Jeff Goldblum is like if your uncle were a manic Pixie dream girl

thebloodybitchdragon:

hrmphfft:

neilnevins:

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

counterpoint: Hänsel and Gretel were led out into the woods to starve at the urging of their mother, so both parents don’t have to ration any more food for them during hard times. Hänsel and Gretel were underfed and desperate, and when life gives you a gingerbread house in that state, you eat the windowsill and the front stoop and every gumdrop you can find.

conclusion: if the witch prompted the children to explain themselves she’d realize it was ultimately parents’ neglect that led them to this point.

solution: eat the parents. everyone wins!

Not the solution I was expecting, but honestly, yeah, it makes sense.