1dapologist:

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun

kermitlesbian:

let them seethe boy

whaleribfence:

almondmilf:

“I just learned the F word. It is fuck.” a legend.

Dear Diory Bich.

joannus:

gabrielasafiya:

choose your fighter

this is me going thru a thesaurus for every single word trying to write a paper

town crier

twataburger:

yahooanswer:

Hear ye, hear ye! A message from Lord Johnson to his most loyal subjects! But first… a brief message from his loyal sponsor, ye olde Blue Apron.

Hast ye heard of Audible?

musterni-illustrates:

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

soft-stims:

soft-stims:

Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??

I wasn’t kidding

gaycaspian:

gaycaspian:

whether or not you like pacific rim, you can’t deny it dropped some of the rawest fucking dialogue ever spoken in cinematic history

“fortune favours the brave”??? “numbers are the closest we get to the handwriting of god”??? “TODAY WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE”????? pacrim knew it was extra af and embraced it with open arms

phantasymist:

will anything ever be as iconic as brooklyn nine nine getting cancelled and then being picked up for another season the day after? unlikely